My owner is crazy. On a freezing blizzard night, my owner decided to drive us out, 25 miles OUTSIDE of town. It wasn't like anything bad was going to happen... He brought only a little bit of things but nothing really that would help if anything bad happened. Evil foreshadowing which he completely ignored. What was he thinking? I am just a Jeep not a Hummer.

I struggled to the place of my master's bidding. I could barely make it. Evil totalitarian....*beep beep*

You know the feeling you get when you complete something that you know you couldn't have done otherwise and you get that euphoric feeling...well I was struggling all the way up until the end when my its electric fuel pump died. At this point the engine started choking out. My cruel master could not locate the problem other than dismantling the fuel pump in the middle of the dark, but after much deliberation on the fuel pump and a differential diagnosis of possible problems he decided to call it a night and try to find his way back to his dorm ALONE. He left me to freeze in the wicked snow. He started to go on the path that he forced me to climb alone. When we met again he gave me this long stupid lecture about how he lied for about 4 hours of lying on the ground and shivering to death a truck rolled by and the young man and woman inside told me they'd give me a ride back to town after they got done what it is they were there to do. He made me freeze in the snow that he thought was a good thing to do and then started to bitch about his freaking hard time getting back home. Who cares? He left me to die and didn't even say "thank you" for all my efforts.

I hope this will teach that stupid boy. Don't mess with a Jeep in the Co. Winter!