I was driving along the highway in clearwater when this Eclipse started almost riding my bumber. WTF I was thinking, who was this creep. I don't like when people get this close to me. I get a mini-heart attack. Why won't he back up? Crap, a red light, now I get this creep right behind me for at least another minute of this glee. Slowly, I notice that his eyes are reading the back of my car. What is he reading? Is he memorizing my liscence plate? Whatever...

I just get home and go to the back of my car. Lets see what that guy was staring at . Oh, GREAT....Hayley put one of her vegan bumper stickers on my car. It read “If animals could talk, we’d all be vegetarians.” This is a pretty intersting. She has always been interested in animal rights, ever since she watched that PETA film about the slaughter of animals to make dinner.

My reaction, though, surprised me. I read the bumper sticker, let it soak in for a time, and then repeated the sentiment (this time aloud), “If animals could talk, we all would be vegetarians.” I am not a vegan, I should probably make that point clear. I am for animal rights, but I also am all for a good dinner. I know that this is a weird point but, oh well...whatever.

Besides, think of it this way. If we eat meats, then we will end up eating all the animals, right? If we eat all the animals then wouldn't we end up being vegetarians? So by eating meat aren't I helping the vegetarian/vegan cause?

My mom just arrived 20 min. after me and walked up and noticed the bumper sticker. WTF she said, did you forget to tell me something? See she enjoys eating meats/poultry/fish even more than I do. I just enjoy the flavors and textures, besides, until I can find any good substitute.

I am going on a huge tangent. I just wonder about that sticker. I still keep it in my drawer. “If animals could talk, (would we) all be vegetarians”?