Ooooook, well for starters, Brian I love this idea, its....creative ;)

well as the title of the page suggests, your not going to get an intimate play by play of my first experience. Not that it wasnt a positive experience, because it DEFINITELY was, I just couldnt find a song to sum up how it all went down, so I decided not to put a song at all. I decided to take this blog in a different direction...mixing it up.

Instead of a song, I opted for a video. This video in no way is a hint at any of my sexual experiences, but more of an ode to those who tried and were shut down along the way.

For those of you who are familiar with the show "Family Guy" this is a whole compilation of quagmire in all his perverted glory. It is kind of long (about 5 minuts or so), so be prepared. I know this isnt exactly what the blog was intended for, but since I didnt want to put a song up here, I figured this silly video was better than nothing.

So without further ado, I bring you what I have dubbed to be "Ode to men who will never get laid" (aka quagmire compilation)