Quite possibly my most favorite stand-up comic ever, Bill Hicks is also one of the few celebrities whose death still makes me sad years later. Can you imagine what kind of comedy gold he would have mined from the Bush administration?

Warning: lots and lots of cuss words ahead. Not that I think anyone on this wiki has a problem with that. (At least, me and my potty mouth hope not.) If you do care about that kind of thing, though, I suggest you just grit your teeth and listen anyways. The man spoke truth.

On marketing

On fundamentalist Christianity

Legendary set

And just for shits and giggles:

Watch him totally bomb.